Ok so let me take you down the trail of logic that I have established here. Wizards are cool, why? Because they use magic right? Wrong! Magic is a tool/weapon/self entertainment. Magic is what is used to do cool things, things like: open a door to another location in the world, fly, throw lightning/fire/acid/puppies at whatever is trying kill him at the moment, create a house when the rest of the party needs to sleep on the ground, did I mention fly? Why can he do that? (Magic) NO! Its because he was prepared. It's not a matter of using magic to his whims, its a matter of preparing his magic to make it look like its at his whims. Wizards spend hours upon days upon months upon years to learn their spells they may or may not need in the future. And after studying so much all he has to do before an adventure/ going to town/ taking a poop, he just needs to say a few incantations and ready his spells for whatever might happen wherever he goes to do battle.
Now what doesArthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli have to do with a Wizard? Everything! Look at the man. He oozes a wizard (mostly out of his hair). How long did you think it took him hitting the jukebox repeatedly find out how to get it work? Or how about how long it took him to get savy with the woman? A snap of his fingers he gets all the woman ( or men if you followed the bloopers) in Arnold's Restaurant to get up and leave the place with him. Not to mention the fact he was deceiving everyone that he wasn't an Italian-American. HE WAS JEWISH for Pete's sake. That should be enough to convince you. He never had the accent or used the word "schlep". This man walked into any situation prepared!
So in conclusion Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli is cool because he was always prepared and since Wizards are always prepared well then they must be cool. Isn't logic magical? lol
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